2. Sit down, eat lunch, and smile while she sings "Sprinkle, Sprinkle, Little Star" to herself, using the spoon as a microphone.
3. Listen as she very seriously asks the spoon, "Do you love Jesus? I LOVE Jesus." Let your eyes mist up for a second.
4. Enjoy the five minutes of satisfaction in the good job you are doing before you make another huge parenting mistake. (Anyone else get unreasonably grumpy about a pile of unfolded blankets and de-cased pillows in the middle of the living room? No? Only me?)
*I have extra kids in the house today, and there's nothing I've discovered that keeps everyone happy for longer than making a big batch of cookies together. Every kid I've ever met likes to dump ingredients, stir, and spread.
