Sunday, April 24, 2011

The Easy Way to Sew Easter Dresses*

*If you are determined to sew them, which I am.  Just so nobody thinks I'm a loony, I do realize it would be easier to buy Easter dresses.  I just like making them.

Step 1:  Shop for Easter dress fabric in March 2010, while still in a state of pregnancy super-fatigue and find sheer green fabric with simple daisy print that is just perfect for three little dresses.  Delusionally determine that one has plenty of energy for the task of sewing three dresses.

Step 2:  Cut out pieces for three dresses.  Watch Easter come and go.  Over the next two months, sew the dresses completely together except for the neck bands.  

 Step 3:  Hide the semi-finished dresses in the sewing room closet. Ignore their mocking "finish me" glances.

Step 4:  Have a baby.

Step 5:  Wait until March and start thinking about Easter dresses for 2011.  Have Mom come to visit. She will bribe you (even offer to do all the ironing required) to finish the dresses.  Sew the neckbands and add the elastic to the sleeves, finishing all three dresses in one night.
 Step 6:  Rejoice.

Step 7:  Realize that the baby born in step 4 will also require a dress.
 Step 8:  Look in the fabric stash and realize that all the fabric purchased in 2010 was used in the dresses for the three original dresses.

Step 9:  Panic.
 Step 10:  Go to Jo-Ann Fabric.  Find exact same fabric.  Purchase 1/2 a yard (babies are small).  Cut out pieces for baby dress.  Sew all the bodice pieces together.

Step 11:  Tuck baby dress into sewing room closet.  Ignore mocking "finish-me" glances from dress for a month, until day before Easter.

Step 12:  Try the Big Three dresses on the Big Three girls.  Realize Dress #3 will not fit over the head of child #3.  Panic.
Step 13:  Stay up WAY too late the night before Easter making a keyhole neck in back of Dress #3 and putting the skirt onto Baby Dress.

Step 14:  Smile the next day to see all four of those crazy Wells babies in their green dresses.

Do you think I ought to start working now on next year's dresses?

Saturday, April 23, 2011

Oh, I love that guy.

Sunday morning, I was finished my hair beautification ritual with a very minimal amount of backcombing at my crown.  When John came in, he asked, "What are you doing?"
I answered, "Volumizing."
John said, "Oh.  Yeah.  Your head looks WAY bigger."

Hm.

Thanks, honey.

Thursday, April 21, 2011

Party in the Windy City

My dad was in Chicago last week for a judicial conference at Northwestern.  We decided to go over and meet him there on Friday.  Since John's schedule didn't coincide with the South Shore schedule (and who wants two cars in Chicago?), the girls and I rode the train over and then walked up to meet my dad at the hotel.
The big girls were doing great walking through downtown until we got stopped on the sidewalk to wait for the Obama motorcade.  For 30 minutes.  It nearly killed Olivia, and after that, she lost the spirit of walking adventure.  She kept looking across the street to determine if that side was going to be let loose any earlier than our side.
The babies (although Bella would object to that term) did great.  However, only those who have walked with a double stroller (and a total of four children) through downtown Chicago can understand how conspicuous I was.  C.O.N.S.P.I.C.U.O.U.S.  I think I drew every glance for a mile.
We headed to Navy Pier with my dad, where we ate, of all places, at McDonald's, by the children's request.  They probably could have gone back to the hotel with their Happy Meal watches and been pleased with the outcome of the day.
This is Bonny Bunny, who was performing with those crazy actors that roam around Navy Pier.  (One actor, dressed as a Louis XIV-style king, asked Mimi for the time, and when she gave it to him, he said, "Thank you, young lady."  Best part of Mimi's day, hands down.)  Bella thought this enormous bunny was fun from a distance, but terrifying at this range.
We visited the Children's Museum, which was super fun.  (I especially love the skyscraper project, although building a skyscraper was a challenge with Maddie in the backpack and Bella putting plastic bolts in each and every hole in our structure.  There is a reason that construction crews normally contain no two-year olds.)

My dad reserved rooms for both of us at the Inn of Chicago, right on the Magnificent Mile.  It was the perfect location.  (Thank you, Dad!)  We were able to walk anywhere we wanted to go for entertainment or food.  The lobby is super fancy, and my girls showed their delight at the fanciness by bouncing into each and every wingback chair while I was trying to check in.  (Again, conspicuous.)

When we got up to our rooms, it was obvious that this was an old hotel that had been renovated. The rooms were still really small.  My stroller could not fit through the narrow passageway that led from the room door, past the bathroom, to the beds.  But still, delighted with the shiny marble and sparkling chandeliers that had greeted us in the lobby, Olivia plopped herself onto the double bed, ignoring the cracking paint and the window AC unit, and declared, "This is the fanciest hotel EVER."  Then she stated her intention of slipping into her swimsuit and going for a swim.  I said that I didn't think they had a swimming pool.  She immediately sat both upright, disgusted, "WHAT?!  No pool?!  And they call this a fancy hotel."

Mimi and Bella (as well as my dad, ahem) were easily entertained once they realized that the drawers in the TV console were roomy enough to serve as spots for hide-and-seek.


John joined us that night.  All my girls decided they would rather be in the hotel room with "Big Grandpa" (which differentiates him from Great-Grandpa Anderson, a.k.a. "Little Grandpa") than with Mom and Dad.  With only Maddie in our room, John and I slept like logs.  I don't have room for the story here, but suffice it to say, my dad was not nearly so fortunate.

In the morning, we headed down to Millennium Park, where we showed my dad The Bean, which is a favorite of my girls.
And again, as you can see, even in this Picasso-esque perspective, the Ergo carrier keeps the smallest one perfectly happy.  (I heartily recommend it.  Heartily.  Everyone should have one of these.)
Trips like these make me so sad to move away.  I love Chicago!  

Wednesday, April 20, 2011

Because Mom needs the house to stay clean

This one was sick.  . . 
And we were having a showing of our house in the evening (honest quote from me:  "If you guys mess anything up, I'm either going to kill you or myself."  I'm such a good mom.), so these two played together outside all afternoon, without their usual Mimi buffer.
This was their house, under the big pine trees in the backyard.

 Someone was the queen and someone was the servant.  From the snatches of conversation I overheard, I couldn't be quite sure who was who.  I'm not sure that they knew who was who.
 Pinecones were the food.
 And a wagon and a kiddie pool are fantastic beds for sleeping outside.  Bella was looking for a pillow, so Liv found that incredibly comfortable soccer ball.  :)




Tuesday, April 19, 2011

I'm 32!

Here's what I love about having kids.  Who else is so worried about my birthday?  No one.  But my girls?  Yeah, they're pretty much determined to make it my best birthday ever EVERY YEAR!

So this year, I woke up to Maddie (who is too young and needy to have caught the spirit of making mom's birthday the best day of her life), who was fed, and then showed her affection for me by agreeing to poke her dad up the nostrils and pull his hair until he got up out of bed with her and I could go back to sleep.  Which I did, until 9:30, people.  9:30!!  That right there was the highlight of my life.

Then I was treated to these three cards.  Olivia's letters are currently full of questions.  I was to answer these questions on the back of the card.
 This is a birthday cake, a la Bella.
 Naomi labeled Bella's card.  I wasn't clear how to indicate the birthday after my 31st, but it appears the correct term is "32th."

 And apparently Picasa thinks the correct orientation for these card shots is portrait.
 As Naomi indicated, they "srved me brekfst."  Olivia made the pancakes, Naomi made the scrambled eggs, and Bella stirred my yogurt.
 Then. . . wait for it. . . they did dishes!
 I love these girls!  (And their dad, obviously, who encouraged and enabled this lovely show of birthday affection.)
Happy Birthday to me!

Monday, April 18, 2011

What I missed out on by having six brothers

 Family night tonight was a night for girly facials.  Avocado clay masks and cucumbers for eyes.
 Originally, I thought that Bella was way too young for his activity.  However, she surprised me.  She laid perfectly still and sober, desperately trying to prove how big she was.
 Olivia shunned the regulation spa headband for this avant garde shower cap.  She's been saving it from our last hotel trip for just the right occasion.
 Mimi kept delighting in how this was exactly something that Fancy Nancy would do.
 After I applied the mask to all my salon clientele, I joined them.  Don't we look fabulous?

 Just one of the fabulous things that happens when you have a house full of girls.

Friday, April 15, 2011

On the South Shore Line

Our conductor on the train to Chicago was female, but with a very short haircut. She was incredibly friendly and helpful and kept coming back to talk to us. And, every single time, Bella would say to her, "You're not a boy, you're a girl. A girl!  You're a doctor?  [conductor] Where is that other doctor?  I want that other doctor."  

Luckily, the woman never understood her.  She just kept smiling and nodding and responding happily to Bella's rants.