A Series of Rhetorical Questions

What would you think if you heard that you could purchase a bushel of apples for $4.45? Would you think that if one bushel for $4 was a good thing that two bushels for under $9 was a fantastic thing?

What would you think when two bushels of apples showed up at your door and each bag weighed more than your six-year old? A reasonable person would never, never, EVER hurriedly hide those two large bags of apples in the garage, of course, but would a reasonable person think about hiding the bags in the garage? And then maybe hide those overwhelming bags of apples in the garage later?

Let the record show that this bag was half-empty at the time of this photo opportunity.

What would you think if another canning novice showed up at your door with this pot? Would this be the pot you would peg as the perfect pot for boiling up 150 pounds of apples? (Or would you secretly try to stuff two one-year-olds in the pot because that would be funnier than destemming and cutting 3 million apples?)

Would you complain bitterly or laugh hysterically as those 150 pounds of apples were squished through a food grinder? How many times would you need to use Google to determine how to bottle up some applesauce?
And two final questions:
Would you be absolutely astounded when 150 pounds of apples turned into a perfectly reasonable amount of applesauce?And how proud would you be of yourself and your novice partner when it turned out to taste delicious?