Scene: Me in bathroom, little girls in my room. Happy chatter from both girls. Meowing from two-year old, followed by screaming from 9-month old.
Me: [bursting in upon the scene, certain to find biting or blood or something violent] What's going on in here?
Bella: [from under the overturned laundry basket] I am the mama cat, and Maddie is my baby cat.
Me: Baby cat? Where is the baby cat?