"Dad, Dad, come outside with us."
"Okay, I'm coming."
"Dad, look at the snow. Ooh, it tastes good."
"Yuck, don't eat that. That's where dogs pee."
"This is how you make a snowball, girls."
"Better run faster next time, Mimi."
The girls loved it--probably even more than all the hours I've put in dragging them up and down the street in a sled. Just goes to show, it doesn't pay to play nice.