Silence is ominous.
However, to show that my stupidity is balanced by my genius, let me present these pieces of evidence:
1) I only buy 93-cent lipstick. So my financial loss was minimal.
2) I have trained Bella to raise her hands in the air and hold them there when she has made a mess and I am cleaning it up. Therefore, although an entire tube of lipstick was used as a drawing utensil on her face and the toilet and the sink and everything on top of the toilet or sink, there were no lipstick-y handprints anywhere. And her dress (a Hanna Andersson that I picked up on clearance and I LOVE) remained pristine.
3) I took pictures first, laughed second, and cleaned up last. Genius.